Monday, June 1, 2015

May in Review

1. Unfriended (2014) 01/05/2015 ★ 1/2
Dir. Levan Grabiadaze Sta. Heather Sossaman, Matthew Bohrer, Courtney Halverson--USA--Horror, Mystery
Highly cliched horror tale disguised within a seemingly original presentation. While it's nice to see that lower tier films of the genre still utilizing gimmicks to entice viewers, the novelty of a story told entirely on a computer screen proves to off quickly. Furthermore, older viewers may get lost in modern jargon while others are privy to headaches or eye exhaustion from prolonged viewing of a bright screen. The scares are few and far in between, as the action is spread thin. The only thing this piece has going for it is a subtle cat and mouse game, which becomes pointless by it's conclusion.

2. Eden Lake (2008) 03/05/2015 
Dir. James Watkins Sta. Kelly Reilly, Michael Fassbender, Tara Ellis--UK--Horror, Thriller
Balanced between common horror conventions and a concise spirit of originality, is a thriller determined to brutalize its audience through the sadistic and primal mind of man. Behind a corrupt, and sadistic small town community lies lush and thriving fauna; paralleling the decay of modern morality. Despite this piece's overused plot and purge of violence, viewers continue to be fascinated by it's brilliant juxtaposition.

3. The Crucible (1996) 10/05/2015 ★ 1/2 
Dir. Nicholas Hytner Sta. Daniel Day Lewis, Winona Ryder, Paul Scofield--USA--Drama
This adaptation successfully translates its dramatic microcosm to the screen, without sacrificing secondary dialogue or characters for common Hollywood conventions. Most of the author's literary symbolism, foreshadowing, and commentaries are present, and take advantage of visual devices. Although easily understandable, periodic dialogue brings the era to life as it naturally rolls of the actors tongue to further realistic allegory. Primary players brilliantly morph into their respective characters, gaining sympathy with highlights the horrors of oppression and isolation.

4. Scum (1979) 13/05/2015 ★ 1/2 
Dir. Alan Clarke Sta. Ray Winstone, Mick Ford, Julian Firth--UK--Drama
An intimate portrayal of sadistic desperation, this piece leaves a lasting impression on viewers through relentless rising action. Direction and photography brilliantly capture the melancholy of an isolated boys prison, thus paralleling nonchalant emotion of our protagonists. Like many lower-budget films, the price tag works in it's favor, providing a realistic experience which allows audiences to care for the likeable cast of characters. Unfortunately this tactic falters, with melodramatic scenes and acting snapping us back into reality.

5. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) 14/05/2015 ★ 1/2 
Dir. George Miller Sta. Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Holt--AUS--Action, Adventure, Thriller
A non-stop, exciting fantasy which impressively exhausts its immense budget through stunning visuals and heart-stopping practical effects. Those behind the camera wonderfully paint a desperately convoluted world, which absorbs viewers through an unexplained superficial and isolating charm. Most of the actors perfectly step into their respective roles, bringing to life a cast of colorful characters, reminiscent of a bygone era. Under the surface, a relevant social commentary concerning equality and conservation will resonate with modern viewers.

6. Mad Max: Beyond Thunder Dome (1985) 15/05/2015 ★ 1/2 
Dir. George Miller Sta. Mel Gibson, Tina Turner, Robert Grubb--AUS--Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A fantastical journey into a strange, albeit highly imaginative world reminiscent of bygone fables. Natural desert landscapes adorned with oasis' add to the captivating imagery, and symbolically works to represent the hope lost in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Costumes, prodigious set design, and colorful characters play on the viewers senses and youthful wonder, enticing them to follow their protagonists until the exciting conclusion.

7. Nashville (1975) 20/05/2015 
Dir. Robert Altman Sta. Ned Beatty, Henry Gibson, Keith Carradine--USA--Music, Drama, Comedy
Director Robert Altman successfully orchestrates a highly revealing political piece through realistic improvisation, and utilization of visual devices. While other film's use their robust cast list as a gimmick, the use of underrated actors who were given improvisational freedom and encouraged to pen their own songs contributes to the work's pragmatism. Instead of feeling bombarded, each player's limited screen time is put to use as some work as symbolic plot devices to convey the corruption and egotism that comes as the price to fame.

8. Django (1966) 22/05/2015  ★ 1/2 
Dir. Sergio Corbucci Sta. Franco Nero, Ángel Álvarez, Loredana Nusiak--Itl--Action, Western
Unlike preceding Westerns, the isolated and grimy atmosphere of this piece paints a realistic portrait of it's setting opposed to glorifying it. Even our illustrious hero is downgraded to an unassuming gunslinger who is caked with mud and touts a coffin. However, like many entries into this saturated genre, non-distracting cliche's are prevalent throughout. The most refreshing aspect of this Italian work is it's uncompromising, action-fueled plot and its cast of disreputable characters. These aforementioned aspects, along with a concise run time ensure viewers will be free of boredom by the film's conclusion.

9. Poltergeist III (1988) 24/05/2015  ★ 1/2 
Dir.  Gary Sherman Sta. Heather O'Rourke, Tom Skerritt, Nancy Allen--USA--Horror
Expectantly this haunting piece does not live up to its predecessors, but instead delivers an entertaining, albeit amusing piece. A stunning Chicago high-rise and a splay of new characters provide unique devices, and sets this film apart from the rest of the trilogy. Unfortunately, due to the importance put on the protagonist and one-dimensional acting, the aforementioned mechanism fails due the inability of this picture to stand on its own. However, the piece succeeds at delivering chilling and impressive special effects, effectively establishing an isolating tone in a populated setting.

10. Conspiracy Theory (1997) 26/05/2015  
Dir. Richard Donner Sta. Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts, Patrick Stewart--Thriller, Mystery
From its onset, this thriller grabs the curiosity of their audience and entices them to discover more about their eccentric and seemingly average protagonist. Exploiting mass paranoia towards politics, this eerie piece establishes a believable situation through fiction whereas utilization of a non-fictional situation would result in various holes and far fetched circumstances. Furthermore, cinematography and dirty, urban setting are reminiscent of earlier pieces from the 1970s when similarly styled films were in vogue. With ongoing action and an array of colorful suspect characters, viewers will be appropriately worn out by its conclusion.

11. Inn of the Damned (1975) 29/05/2015  
Dir. Terry Bourke Sta. Alex Cord, Judith Anderson, Michael Craig--AUS--Horror, Mystery, Western
From the onset this appears to be a confused piece as two dissimilar story-lines veer off into differing genres. By the film's conclusion the plot appropriately merges any loose ends, and the audience will most likely excuse any previous missteps. However the first thirty minutes, while successful at showcasing natural Australian landscapes, proves to be highly unnecessary and forgettable. While many scenes may result in unintentional laughter, most of the acting as well as action sequences are impressively executed. The endeavor of a mixed genre piece is admired, and at the very least delivers the tone of an "urban legend".

Decade Breakdown
60s: 1
70s: 3
80s: 2
90s: 2
00s: 1
10s: 2

Country Breakdown
Australia: 3
Italy: 1
United Kingdom: 2
United States: 5

Cliche Counter
One or more leads die: 5 Male Dominated Cast: 1 Horror: 4
Top 5
1. Nashville
2. Conspiracy Theory
3. Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
4. The Crucible 
5. Scum 


Monday, October 7, 2013

500 Words or Less...Vampyres (1974)

Dir: Jose Ramon Larraz
Starring: Marianne Morris, Anulka Dziubinska, Murray Brown, Brian Deacon, Harriet Faulkner, Michael Byrne, Karl Lanchbury
Country: UK
Runtime: 1hr 27 min


The mythology surrounding Vampires has become so misconstrued modern day, that something such as a "true" vampire film perhaps does not exist. The concept was revitalized in the Victorian era to serve as a warning to young girls about promiscuity, and men. However, the reaction has always been quite the opposite having Vampires being highly sexualized in the modern age. What better time for this sexualization than in the tail end years of the sexpolitation and erotic boom of the '60s and '70s. Although set in 1974, Vampyres keeps the feel of a Victorian tale, taking place in rural England near a vacant gothic mansion. The two female leads, have almost no backstory and little is known about them for the films entirety aside for the manner in which they kill and stalk their prey. Perhaps rather feministic, both women use their sexuality to lure, sexually toy with, and eventually kill single male travellers. This adds to some interesting social commentary. Also effective, is the use of bystanders; a couple coincidentally chooses a camping spot facing the old mansion, and a "victim" is left alive for a series of days. This provides "outlets" for the viewers to both sympathize with, and in turn give the effect that they are taking the subsequent characters place. That being said, the gore and eroticism greatly amounts for a majority of the films content which is extremely well executed.

Cheesy: 2/5
Sleazy: 5/5
Culty: 4/5

Overall: 3.5/5

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

500 words or Less: Caliber 9 (1972)

Dir: Fernando Di Leo
Starring: Gastone Moschin, Barbara Bouchet, Mario Ardof, Frank Wolff, Luigi Pistilli, Ivo Garanni
Runtime: 1hr 28min
Country: Italy


The first in a neo-noir crime trilogy based in Milan from rediscovered director Fernando Di Leo, Caliber 9 successfully pulls of a thriller that is attention grabbing without too much violence. A great fan of noir films, Di Leo stays faithful to necessary cliches (cops, vigilantes, the femme fatale etc.), while adding his own twists that in turn criticize the genre; the most notable being corrupt and ill intended police officers. While the officers are not made out to be straight villains, unlike their American counterparts they are displayed as faulted, and at times, lackadaisical. Unlike other Italian crime films (even some from Di Leo himself) it is unknown through almost the entirety of the film if the protagonist is in fact, innocent. What makes Gastone's character so charming is his mysticism connected to our reliance on him. Also added into the ix are fascist/communist and new vs. old vigiliantism undertones. With its political commenary, violence, great soundtrack from Luis Bacalov, and likeable characters Caliber 9 should not be missed by fans.

Cheesy: 3/5
Sleazy: 3/5
Culty: 4.5/5

Overall: 3.5/5

500 Words or Less: The Lords of Salem (2013)

Dir: Rob Zombie
Starring: Sheri Moon-Zombie, Dee Wallace, Bruce Davison, Jeff Daniel Phillips, Ken Foree, Judy Geeson, Meg Foster, Patricia Quinn
Runtime: 1hr 41 min
Country: USA


A modern set horror story with the look an atmosphere of a low-budget early 1970s flick. Relying heavily on occult themes, Zombie pays homage to the wave of films that attempted to grab at the Rosemary's Baby success. Zombie achieves this through his inclusion of almost all (if not all) of the makings of one of these culty "knock-offs" such as apartments, creepy old people, a shy priest, and a raunchy soundtrack. This has to be Zombie's lowest budgeted film, but it holds itself up well and adds to its realistic aspects. Unlike Zombie's previous films it disturbs subtly and in waves. Placing the focus on a single, and relatable female protagonist also enhanced the film's realism, proving to be a smart move. This film is a definite watch for fans of 1970s occult films.

Cheesy: 2.5/5
Sleazy: 2.5/5
Culty: 4/5

Overall: 3/5

Monday, September 30, 2013

500 words or less...The World's End (2013)

Dir: Edgar Wright
Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Martin Freeman, Paddy Considine, Eddy Marsan
Runtime: 1hr 49 min
Country: UK


Edgar Wright has made a career making modern-cult favorites that seem to coincide with current popular trends. While others may have missed some trends by a year or two, "The World's End" has made the timing with the apocalyptic craze. As mundane as this subgenre is getting, Wright's film is anything but a parodical breathe of fresh air that creates a unique story at the subject it is making fun. The laughs aren't constant, but the humor is present throughout, and movie fans (especially cult ones) will have fun while watching. Underneath, there is heart to the story which is a nice change for Wright's films (there were even a few depressing parts). However, Wright offsets the sadder moments with humor constantly. Viewers from small towns will also have fun relating to the film and the several characters throughout.

Cheesy: 3.5/5
Sleazy: 3/5
Culty: 3/5

Overall: 3.5/5

500 words or Less: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Dir: Stephen Ciodo
Starring: Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon
Runtime: 1h 28 min
Country: USA


This film is all it's cracked up to be from the title, and more. While the exterior screams something one would grab off the self for a fun cheese fest, this film is very aware of its corny-factor and turns it into a nice little horror-com (which is perhaps more comedy than horror). What makes this film better than others with similar "themes" is that, the comedy is not so awkward--meaning yes, you ARE meant to laugh at that. Moreover, the acting is surprisingly decent, and the film actually has a solid story-line. Instead of working a plot around cheese, the filmmakers worked the cheese around a plot. Surprisingly, the best part about this one is the lack of blood and gore, so much so that the one scene that contained these qualities felt out of place. Aside from this being a unique idea for an homage to '50s creature features, there should be more horrors coming out like this--unique, fun, light-hearted, and not so gore reliant.

Cheesy: 4/5
Sleazy: 0/5
Culty: 5/5

Overall Rating: 3/5

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Watched in 2013 (So Far...)

Winter:
15. Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) 01/06/13 ♦♦
16. Venus in Furs (1969) 01/11/13 ♦♦♦ 1/2 
17. The Boys in the Band (1970) 01/17/13 ♦♦♦ 1/2 
18. Skyfall (2012) 01/19/13♦♦♦♦ 
19. Revolver (1973) 01/26/13 ♦♦♦
20. Dawn of the Dead (1978) 02/02/2013 ♦♦♦♦ (rewatch)
21. Score (1974) 02/16/2013 ♦♦ 1/2
22. Race with the Devil (1975) 02/16/2013 ♦♦ 1/2 
23. The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) 02/17/2013 ♦♦
24. Identity Theft (2013) 02/21/2013 ♦♦ 1/2
25. Sinister (2012) 02/21/2013 ♦♦ 1/2 
26. The Bloody Judge (1970) 02/23/2013 ♦♦♦
27. 99 Women (1969) 03/08/2013 ♦♦♦




28. The Importance of Being Earnest (2003) 03/18/2013 ♦♦♦
Spring:
1. The Hobbit (2012) 03/23/2013 ☼☼ 1/2
2. Red Corner (1997) 03/25/2013 ☼☼
3. My Bloody Valentine (2009) 03/28/2012 ☼☼ 1/2
4. Killing Them Softly (2012) 03/30/2013 ☼☼☼
5. Scarface (1983) 03/31/2013 ☼☼☼
6. Django (1966) 04/06/2013 ☼☼☼
7. Hostel (2005) 04/06/2013 ☼☼ 1/2
8. Evil Dead (2013) 04/12/2013 ☼☼ 1/2
9. The Evil Dead (1981) 04/13/2013 ☼☼☼ (rewatch)
10. Non Si Sivezia un Peperino (1972) 04/13/2013 ☼☼☼ 1/2 
11. Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013) 04/16/2013 ☼☼☼
12. Count Dracula (1970) 04/17/2013 ☼☼☼
13. Invasion of the Body-Snatchers (1978) 04/18/2013 ☼☼☼ 
14. Coonskin (1975) 04/18/2013 ☼☼ 1/2
15. Little Big Man (1970) 04/25/2013 ☼☼☼
16. Stitches (2012) 04/27/2013 ☼☼ 1/2
17. Cool Hand Luke (1967) 04/28/2013 ☼☼☼☼
18. The Friends of Eddie Coyle (1973) 05/04/2013 ☼☼☼ 1/2
19. Cannibal Holocaust (1980) 05/05/2013 ☼☼☼ 1/2
20. Star Trek (2009) 05/06/2013 ☼☼☼ 1/2 (rewatch)
21. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)  05/09/2013 ☼☼☼
22. Straw Dogs (1971)  05/11/2013 ☼☼☼ (rewatch)
23. Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013) 05/15/2013 ☼☼☼ 1/2
24. Death of a Salesman(1985)  05/28/2013 ☼☼ 
25. Boxcar Bertha (1972) 06/01/2013 ☼☼☼
26. Stand Up Guys (2012)  06/03/2013 ☼☼☼
-. Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013) 06/04/2013 ☼☼☼ 1/2
27. The Cabin in the Woods (2012) 06/05/2013 ☼☼☼ 
28. Shaun of the Dead (2004) 06/05/2013 ☼☼ 
29. Mean Streets (1973) 06/07/2013 ☼☼☼☼ (rewatch)
30. How to Kill a Judge (1974) 06/11/2013 ☼☼☼
31. Alien (1979) 06/12/2013 ☼☼☼ 1/2
32. Django: Unchained (2012) 06/13/2013 ☼☼☼☼ (rewatch)
33. Interview with a Vampire (1994) 06/14/2013 ☼☼☼
34. Psycho II (1983) 06/15/2013 ☼☼ 1/2
35. Scream (1996) 06/16/2013 ☼☼ 1/2
36. The Omega Man (1971) 06/17/2013 ☼☼☼
37. The Serpent and the Rainbow (1987) 06/20/2013 ☼☼ 1/2
Summer:
1. Taxi Driver (1976) 06/21/2013 ☼☼☼☼
2. Shutter Island (2011) 06/23/2013 ☼☼☼
3. Fritz the Cat (1972) 07/02/2013 ☼☼☼
4. Joshua (2008) 07/03/2013 ☼☼☼
5. World War Z (2013) 07/04/2013 ☼☼ 1/2 
6. A Bittersweet Life (2005) ☼☼☼ 1/2 07/08/2013
7.  Heavy Traffic (1973) ☼☼ 1/2 07/09/2013
8. The Departed (2006) ☼☼☼☼ 07/09/2013
8. Oldboy (2003) ☼☼☼ 1/2 07/10/2013
9. Monster’s University (2013) ☼☼ 1/2  07/11/2013
10. TransAmerica (2005) ☼☼☼ 07/12/2013
11. I Saw the Devil (2010) ☼☼☼ 07/12/2013
12. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) 07/15/2013 ☼☼☼☼
13. American Mary (2013) ☼☼ 1/2 07/16/2013
14. Weekend with the Babysitter (1970) 07/17/2013 ☼☼
15. Torso (1973) 07/19/2013 ☼☼ 1/2
16. The Conjuring 07/31/2013 ☼☼☼  07/30/2013
17. Superman (1978) 08/01/2013 ☼☼☼
18. The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959) ☼☼☼
19. Manhattan Baby (1983) ☼☼ 08/07/2013
20. Awakenings (1990) ☼☼☼☼ 08/08/2013
21. American Graffiti (1973) ☼☼☼ 1/2 08/11/2013
22. Star Wars (1977) ☼☼☼☼ 08/26/2013
23. Freaks (1932) ☼☼☼ 1/2  08/26/2013
24. Twixt (2011) ☼☼ 1/2 08/31/2013
25. I Sell the Dead (2008) ☼☼ 1/208/31/2013
26. Westworld (1973) ☼☼☼ 09/01/2013
27. The Girl From Rio ☼☼ (1969) 09/01/2013
28. Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988) 09/04/2013 ♣♣♣
29. The World's End (2013) 09/06/2013 ♣♣♣
30. The Lords of Salem (2013) 09/09/2013 ♣♣♣
31. Milano Caliber 9 (1972) 09/10/2013 ♣♣♣
32. Vampyres (1974) 09/10/2013 ♣♣♣
33. Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry (1974)  09/11/2013 ♣♣ 1/2
34. Who Saw Her Die? (1972) 09/15/2013 ♣♣ 1/2
35. The Secret of Dorian Gray 09/16/2013 ♣♣♣
36. The Fly (1986) 09/17/2013 ♣♣♣
37. The Italian Connection 09/18/2013 ♣♣ q1/2
Autumn
1. Monster's Ball (2000) 09/22/2013 ♣♣♣ 1/2
2. 28 Days Later (2003) 09/23/2013 ♣♣ 1/2
3. Season of the Witch (1972) 09/24/2013 ♣♣ ♣
4. Suicide Kings (1997) 09/25/2013 ♣♣♣
5. A Divorce in the Family (1932) 09/25/2013 ♣♣
6. Deranged (1974) 10/01/2013 ♫♫ 1/2
7. Malena (2000) 10/02/2013 ♫♫♫ /12
8.  The Way, Way Back (2013) 10/02/2013 ♫♫♫
9.  The Seven Ups (1973) 10/04/2013 ♫♫ 1/2
10. Waves of Lust (1975) 10/05/2013 ♫♫ 1/2
11. To be Twenty (1978) 10/06/2013 ♫♫ 1/2
12.  Chained (2012) 10/07/2013 ♫♫♫
13. Psycho III (1983) 10/07/2013 ♫♫ 1/2
14. The Crazies (1973) 10/14/2013 (rewatch) ♫♫♫
15. Pyscho IV (1991) 10/14/2013 ♫♫ 1/2
16. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1973) 10/20/2013 ♫♫♫ 1/2
17. Martin (1976) 10/21/2013 ♫♫♫
18. The Iceman (2012) 10/22/2013
19. The King of Comedy (1982) 10/22/2013 ♫♫♫
20. Maniac (2012) 10/24/2013 ♫♫♫
21. The Toweing Inferno (1974) 10/26/2013 ♫♫♫
22. The Night Flier (1997) 10/27/2013 ♫♫♫
23. Trick 'r Treat (2006) 10/31/2013 ♫♫♫
24. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966) 11/01/2013 ♫♫♫♫
25. The Last Waltz (1978) 11/04/2013 ♫♫♫♫
26. Silver Streak (1976) 11/04/2013 ♫♫ 1/2